There Are Monsters In Blog Hollow
by NewsWatcher


Take note, boys and girls, mommies and daddies, there are monsters out there. Before you enter into the land of 'Blog Hollow' you best carry the medallion of protection, the Star of David.

We now know that Klebold and Harris of Columbine, Weise of Red Lake Massacre, the three 'prankster' Alabama Arsonists, went into the blogs and they paid an awful price. Just yesterday a blogger in Seattle killed six.

President Pollick, the dean of Birmingham Southern, has told his students that careless blogging can scar you with the stain of the scarlet pimpernel. He warns that colleges will monitor your messages, that employers can find years worth of your evil thoughts in blog caches. Birmingham's police will monitor everything you type, so don't spread rumors about DeBusk, Moseley, and Cloyd. .

It appears that Zionists are becoming a little frightened by not being able to control the flow of quality information that bloggers bring forth to the world.

Get on board the 'Good ship ADL', listen to Abe Foxman, stay out of the blogs, or else!

# posted by NewsWatcher @ 3/26/2006 08:39:00 AM